I want some good dick and cuddles.
smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life